This Simpsons called it years ago.
my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just
it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response
this is me, getting this post after seeing it for the seventh time
Once I got it, I immediately thought of this:
FUCK. I hate asshole drivers!!!!!! I fucking just about got hit by an asshole snowplough. He fucking ran a stop sign and I had to swerve and drive though a pile of snow on the road. Fuck I’m so mad! If my car is damaged I’m reporting the fucker to the city.
the box says “four servings” but my heart says one
He had a pretty busy day, Meet Otto!